Oooh, look at me, aren’t i brave? No you ain’t my son…
Its all well and good standing at the top of a whopping mountain pointing your board down it all dolled up to the nines. Sporting a titanium helmet, iron back protector, diamond impact jacket and reinforced steel all in one body suit thinking that everyone's checking you out saying "oooooooh look at that guy/gal, aren't they amazing", you kinda feel pretty good.
However, i'd like to see you stood there in a pair of mole skin trousers, tweed jacket with a pipe tucked under your beard and then give it a go, you big fairy...
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Oooh, look at me, aren’t i brave? No you ain’t my son… (text) by Rob Longworth is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.





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